Wait, I do need a title
Unrequited
It’s cool. You weren’t worth it anyway :-)
He is soo…..fine!!! i mean damn!!
If I promise to compose a post of substance very soon, can I be shallow and reblog this now?
Yowzers! Come home to mama please.
It still surprises me just how often people will come through for me when I need a favor. It’s like all I have to do is just ask for help.
I don’t know if it’s been that I have such little faith in people or that I’ve never felt entitled to or worthy of their help. Either way, it feels good to know I don’t ALWAYS have to be so entirely independent.
My roommates WANT me to murder them
SEVEN jars of peanut butter in the cupboard right now…all of them opened.
SEVEN!
This defense will hold up in court, I’m sure.
Are you seeing what I’m seeing? No not the horrible outfit (I’m studying at home!). This super push-up bra from H&M is siiiiick. I’m gonna deceive so many people!
Call me crazy…
but I feel like if your shorts are soooo small that I can see both the top of your g-string and the bottom of your ass cheeks hanging out simultaneously, you need to put on some real clothes.
Note to Self:
Stop buying disgusting, overpriced sandwiches on campus. You deserve so much better.
Note to the UC Market: Fuck you and your selection.
Yeah, I just want to go back to bed.
If living in L.A. taught me anything useful it was definitely how to nab a prime parking space. The predator must stalk her prey!
Adorable Birthday Flipbook of the Day: Paul may not be the most talented illustrator around, but the flipbook-style love note he made Emma for her birthday gets the point across rather beautifully. (Though, in fairness, the Explosions In The Sky soundtrack likely contributed to that quite a bit).
[neatorama.]
Great. Now every birthday present will pale in comparison
“Human kind has not woven the web of life,
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web,
we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.”
“ I’ve never been attracted to a man who wasn’t attracted to me. If they didn’t have good taste, why would I be interested?
Katharine Hepburn, I Know Where I’m Going, a personal biography by Charlotte Chandler (via thefilmcanister)
#it is the east and Kate is the sun
(via dangerousmimes)
